Just Sew the Buttonhole
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.
丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的？
妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。
That's what I want to find out
-- We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?
-- Well, I don't know. Does he bite?
-- That's what I want to find out.
-- 我们又得到了一只新狗，你要过来和他玩玩吗？
-- 哦， 我不知道。他咬人吗？
-- 这正是我想要知道的。
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire."
“我把丈夫变成了一个百万富翁。”一个女人告诉她的朋友。
“那他结婚前生日特别快乐。
As a brother, you’re the greatest, but your good points don't stop there.
As a person and friend, you’re the nicest anywhere.
作为哥哥，你最伟大，你的优点还有不少，
作为一个和朋友，不论在哪一方面你都最好。
Because you're someone who's so very special, someone who deserves the very best——not only on your special day,
but always, you're wished the things that make you happiest.
因为你是一个这样热情的人，一个配得上最高奖赏的人——祝你得到最大的幸福，不仅在你的生日，而且永远幸福。
rotects the premises without restricting the view.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
Love is like film. It needs darkness to develop.
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off today.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
When two's company, three's the result!
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
